my nose it runneth over

i just got rid of the damn H1N1 flu and now my nose wants to run away from my face.
i don’t know what’s going on, first the flu from hell that zapped all my energy. so i couldn’t give a damn even if i wanted to.
next i get this runny nose from hell. fuck.

i went to taekwandoe class last night and it was a good time. had some 17 year old kid choke me while i tried to break his wrist to get away from him. yup, fun times.
i had the energy for it, was slow going at first but i made it.
and now this morning this nose thingie. it’s like a river, a dam that broke, a joy ride of snot.
ya don’t suppose my brain has liquified and i’m spitting out the mainfame???

well fuck. anyone got a tissue?

go home get some sleep

that’s what they told me this morning when i got to work.
the boss is on the older side of life and for some reason seems to want to live longer.
whatever.
so i came home and passed out on the sofa with the tv on and a cat lying on me.
good times.

this flu, that’s not a flu, cause you can’t get the flu from the shot.
sucks.
today i’m tired, i mean no energy.
i am spacey, have a post nasal drip thats given me a hacking cough and my eyeballs are on fire.
sucks.

idiot boss got mad when i made a funny of coughing on my hand and running it along the desk.
he didn’t think it any more funny when i grabbed a co-workers hand and said a very sincere good morning either.
really, he’s not my favourite co-worker anyway…….

they were happy to see the walking talking germ bag leave.

assholes.

 

balls – i has em

so if H1N1 flu is anything like fake H1N1 flu you’re fucked when you get it.

that vaccine i got so i wouldn’t die from it is killing me. i asked the people at the clinic and they assured me i got an inactive dose of the virus and the most i would suffer from the shot was a headache. i learned later that they tell people this cause they don’t want the victim to imagine symptoms where there are none.
uh- huh that’s nice.

i spoke with a know-it-all friend and she assures me i cannot get the flu from this shot, that all you can get is a headache.

so i figure now that they’re all fucked. cause i got the damn flu.

got the shot on tuesday afternoon and now i have sinus drain, body tired and general don’t-give-a-shitness.
more hurts than my head and i don’t even want to leave the house.

i went for groceries cause groceries don’t wander into my place all on their own. i was so out of it from the walk to the store that i got into the express line, the 10 item only express line. the cashier kept looking at me funny and i couldn’t figure out why. this woman stood there and watched as i piled all that food on the belt and didn’t say a word. as she was checking it all in she said, “next time you’ll have to use the regular check out if you have more than 10 items”.
so i got told. 
i was so spaced out i didn’t realize what i was doing.

she must have thought i had balls. ah well.