evil is a necessary work
……….or at least thats what I get when I say, “work is a necessary evil” backwards. I never played country music backwards though, to see if I could get my boyfriend back or my dog would come home. Well, the boyfriend dropped dead and fuck the dog - I have a cat now. Fluffy doesn’t bark. His bite is worst than the dogs was, but he doesn’t bark.
Work is a collection of non-interesting freaks. Why am I there then? Cause it comes with a paycheck of course. They pay me far too much for the work I do, but I accept. I get the money from them and then I turn it over to Visa or the Vet. Visa = BastardsĀ & this arrangement is working out for the vet.
I love the vet, she made Fluffy better. She has all my money but - I HAVE A CAT.
Crank is an interesting man, he’s well over forty, he’s even older than me. He wears a comical expression when he’s not scowling. The man goes from one extreme to another, I never know from one day to the next, who I’m working with, Jekyle or Hyde. He does make life interesting though. Yesterday I lost my concentration completely when I looked around and he was bouncing in his chair, chanting something about stupid people. I agree Crank but shut the fuck up. When he’s happy the office is great and when he’s not, it’s not. No one lunatic should have that much power.
Today I found him staring off into space contemplating life, or trying to figure out how to kill us all. You can never be too sure.
So, my work load doubles this week, the pay doesn’t. I’m not liking this situation.
When I got home this afternoon, Fluffy had gotten into the cupboard and got his paws on the dry cat food. The stuff that makes him sick. Payday is tomorrow, good timing cause if Fluffy get sick again, it’ll beĀ a good day for the vet.






You know I acutely feel your pain at actually having to do umm…work…at work.
Scoundrels!
Comment by witchypoo — April 14, 2008 @ 9:41 pm
Oh my, having to do actual work to earn your pay. Ah muffin, want a cookie?
Comment by assburgerboy — April 14, 2008 @ 9:48 pm
Paid too much for no work must be a government job, ever see yer boyfriend?
As for crank, life is too short to be sane.
Comment by Old Knudsen — April 15, 2008 @ 5:08 am
LOL!! I love you!
Really, you crack me up. I will send you some of those magic tomatoes I am growing, you can eat them to protect you from Crank, or throw them at him.
I gave up a paycheck years ago..it sucks too, but Visa loves me. Every once in a while I become very trendy, or I leach by making the family strut their Goddesses at fairs and hand out cards :), then we party! I am making one of my children become a Vet, I call mine the $100 man. Rex is getting a Goddess to strut too, as soon as he stops trying to bite everyone who comes near us. No manners, bad dog!
Comment by Goddess in the Groove — April 15, 2008 @ 7:11 am
Yes it is. And the hurrieder I go the behinder I get. Evil, work, work, evil. Either way works for me.
Comment by lceel — April 15, 2008 @ 11:38 pm
I am strutting my god, no idea what that means, a goddess without a god sure gets cranky.
Comment by Old Knudsen — April 16, 2008 @ 9:58 am
Why do they make us work at work? It sucks.
Hope the kitty stay well.
Comment by Marti — April 16, 2008 @ 3:15 pm
Reason #1 that I gave up work. And a paycheck.
Comment by Hyphen Mama — April 18, 2008 @ 12:09 am