me me me
meme’s are alright - if they’re done by someone else
1. can’t stand the sound of children in restaurants
2. I never throw up
3. I don’t do headaches
4. am extremely glad I’m apple, not pear shaped
5. coffee is a neccessity
6. if you believe you’ve pulled one over on me, you are sadly mistaken
7. looks aren’t as important as honesty and honor (I don’t have any looks so I have to say that)
and #8. sex outside saves bacteria buildup on your mattress
Have a great day.
Myst - I’m not screwed up, just misunderstood
Sounds all good to me!
Definite YAY on #4! Me too!
#5 - coffee WAS a necessity - 6-8 cups a day - until I got an ulcer or something and can’t tolerate it any more
#6 - Absolutely
#7 - True
#8 - Sex? What’s that - ha ha!
#1,#2,#3 - kids in restaurants cause either headaches or vomiting I reckon - we don’t do restaurants with the kids!
G
xx
Comment by Myst — April 29, 2008 @ 9:26 am
I’m with you - right down the line. except for #8. Pick enough pine needles out of your ass and you’ll head back to the mattress in a New York minute.
Comment by LouCeeL — April 29, 2008 @ 3:24 pm
Sex should be in a bedroom with the man on top as it says in the bible.
On top of what who knows?
So # 6 you know then?
Comment by Old Knudsen — April 29, 2008 @ 10:44 pm
Bacteria? Sex goo has bacteria? Awe jeez, one more damned thing to worry about…”Honey, smear this apple scented anti-bacterial sanitizer on before you put that there….”
Comment by Hyphen Mama — April 30, 2008 @ 3:19 am
Bacteria? Sex goo has bacteria? Awe jeez, one more damned thing to worry about…”Honey, smear this apple scented anti-bacterial sanitizer on before you put that there….”
Comment by Hyphen Mama — April 30, 2008 @ 3:21 am
Yogurt has bacteria in it and weemen have no trouble eating that.
Comment by Old Knudsen — April 30, 2008 @ 6:56 am
Ewww sex goo on the sheets. I prefer inside sex but hey I’m adventurous and have had my fair share of outdoor fun.
And headaches suck. This is why I MADE my doc prescribe super strong stuff for me.
Comment by Marti — April 30, 2008 @ 3:20 pm
Lou - sorry about them pine needles but did you at least have a good time to go along with the pain?
Knud - #6 is interesting. I always realize when people are scamming me, funny thing is I don’t say anything. I just don’t want to have that conversation. If I let them know that I’m aware of it, I’m also letting them know that I’m aware of the fact that they don’t value me as a person. They know me only because they think they can get something from me. I either just walk away from them without looking back or, and this next part is my revenge, I let them think they are getting away with it. I let them think that their bullshit is about to pay off and I pull the rug out from under them. I stand them up or cancel at the last moment and then suddenly become unavailable. Sick, but that’s me.
Hyphen Mama - If your husband starts looking at you weird, it’s not my fault!!!
and Knud - yogurt is just another white goo.
Marti - given my personality, I avoid strong drugs
Comment by warriorwitch — April 30, 2008 @ 8:12 pm
1. Just give them beer.
2. hmmm
3. Me neither.
4. I am no shaped
5. I agree. No coffee, and no wine make me even bitchier.
6.
7. ha!
and #8.You can always strap a garbage bag to your ass….
Have a great day.
Salute!
Comment by Goddess in the Groove — May 1, 2008 @ 6:35 am