psychotic maniacal serial-killer
That’s what PMS stands for in my world.
It’s been the week from hell and PMS is to blame. I’ve been cranky, psycotically so. I’ve been anti-social and just generally crazy. Lucky me.
I gave up dairy because I’m not only severly lactose intolerant but allergic to the fucking stuff. The doc once told me that a treatment for PMS is calcium supplements. So if calcium is so good for PMS, then I’m really fucking screwed.
This PMS stuff is just getting worst.
Will I reach a point where I must lock myself in a steel cage for a week at a time, like a werewolf at the approach of a full moon?
I’m afeared for you when you pass on pizza. And I have bacon. Lots of bacon.
Comment by witchypoo — April 30, 2008 @ 8:44 pm
i eat chocolate… lots and lots of it. and drink red wine.
that way, if it doesn’t work, at least i’ve eaten chocolate and am drunk!
Comment by iamthediva — April 30, 2008 @ 9:11 pm
oh Witchy, I do love the bacon. The pig is my favourite animal, I eat parts of him all the time. I especially love his bacon parts.
and Diva, that is a perfectly excellent cure for the PMS thing, only chocolate = milk. There is rice milk chocolate, which tastes just like cow milk chocolate but costs a fuck of a lot more. And I’m broke.
Comment by warriorwitch — April 30, 2008 @ 9:22 pm
ME TOO! Well, with the PMS I’m-Going-To-Kill-Somebody part. I haven’t given up dairy, although I think I should. Tequila has no dairy. I’m going with that.
Comment by Hyphen Mama — May 1, 2008 @ 12:46 am
Oh gurn up, thats why its a man’s world baby.
Comment by Old Knudsen — May 1, 2008 @ 5:35 am
Maybe you could flog Knudsey with some of Witchy’s potatoes?
Comment by The Over-Thinker — May 1, 2008 @ 11:02 pm
Maybe you could flog Knudsey with some of Witchy’s potatoes?
(and sorry if this double-posts, my computer is being fussy)
Comment by The Over-Thinker — May 1, 2008 @ 11:04 pm
Just make sure to hide the guns. And don’t give Knudsen any potatoes. If all that starch will perk up flabby boobs, imagine what it would do to his old schwantz. And neighbors, do we really want THAT?
Comment by lceel — May 2, 2008 @ 1:59 am
Evening primrose oil is the answer..I take 2 x 1000mg capsules a day and Instead of wanting to axe-murder my son and spouse.. I only want to hurt them a little bit.. trust me I am Tasmanian.
Evening primrose oil, saving men all over the world….
cheers kim
Comment by frogpondsrock — May 2, 2008 @ 12:06 pm
Bahaha, it’s good to laugh again.
Well Knud, you seem to have stolen the show again. And I’d love to have Knudsen all tied up. Tied, bound, gagged and as helpless as the man he is. I’d then tell him to “gurn up” and I’d pelt him with Witchy’s potatoes, that I picked from her garden.
Guns? Lou, who needs guns when you have bare hands - and potatoes. (Oh, Lou, please don’t ask me to discuss his “schwantz”
I can’t deal with that!!!!!
Comment by warriorwitch — May 3, 2008 @ 2:14 am
mmmmm……… brackets turn into happy faces, isn’t that interesting…….
I hate happy faces….. gun please
Comment by warriorwitch — May 3, 2008 @ 2:15 am