this spuds for you
The saga of the 50 lbs of potatoes continues.
I’ve heard of Weight Watchers lugging 50 lbs sacks of potatoes around the grocery store just to get a grip on how much weight they’ve lost. You know what, that’s my lunch. But hey, if you want to lug my lunch around Sobey’s so you can feel better about your fat ass - then fill yer boots.
This week past I could barely haul my ass down the street to work. And that evolution gets me a paycheck, so you can see how motivated I was.
Irish and potatoes eh?
I’v had both, and the 50 lbs of potatoes lasted longer than the Irishman did.
It’s been a good day, except for Stinky at the gym. Why is it that stinky people always find me? Or is it that I find them? Now, is it that I secretly seek out stinky people? I hope not, cause then I’d be a Stinky People Seeker. I found todays Stinker at the gym this morning. Couldn’t this guy have showered since he worked out last time(s)? I was trying to move my enlarged seat around the track and this Stinkhole was a few paces in front of me. I was moving and huffing and puffing in his Stink Wake. There’s a new word for ya.
I gave up, left the gym track, HAD A SHOWER, and got on with my day. Then it was Witchy’s, wine and somehow, now, a conversation about potatoes. So……this spuds for you.
EEEWW to the stinky man.
I’m obsessed with deodorant - I even have some spare in my car just in case one of my boys forgets to put it on after their shower.
The op-shop on a hot day is torture!! Peee-eeewww!
Can’t they smell themselves???
G
xx
Comment by Myst — May 3, 2008 @ 8:33 am
You know, you could have done the world a favor and invited Stinky into the shower with you.
Comment by lceel — May 4, 2008 @ 2:19 am
I’m sure its not a coincidence you talk about Irishmen and stinky men I bet he was Irish. The Irish never wash its to ward off the priests or maybe they are just in a turd world cuntry .
Once you try old you never go back.
Comment by Old Knudsen — May 4, 2008 @ 6:38 am
Lou, Knud, anyway you look at it, it was a stinky situation.
Comment by warriorwitch — May 4, 2008 @ 1:22 pm
There’s a stinker in every bunch. I hate stinky men. I think they think women LIKE the way they smell. UGH.
Comment by Hyphen Mama — May 4, 2008 @ 10:07 pm
I think you should have told him that deoderant does WONDERS for people.
Comment by Marti — May 5, 2008 @ 2:08 pm
*ahem* Never say witchy without a link. Here’s how;
witchy
Comment by witchypoo — May 6, 2008 @ 10:58 pm
Personally I think my nose is just more sensitive than most. When I go to a public event I always try to stay in outdoor areas where odors can be more easily avoided. Unfortunately I also have a stinky husband, and a king sized bed can only do so much.
Comment by Memarie Lane — May 7, 2008 @ 2:39 am
Hey - are you okay?
Comment by LouCeeL — May 7, 2008 @ 3:04 pm
hi Lou, been quite busy lately and haven’t had time for much. Will visit your site soon, promise.
Comment by warriorwitch — May 7, 2008 @ 10:25 pm
LOL Wow, I don’t think I can think of much that would prove less motivating for me to lose weight than lugging a giant sack of potatoes around the supermarket. Mind you, it would put me off potatoes for a good while so maybe that’s the plan…
At any rate, I’m with you on the Stinky Wake. Catchy and apt - I’m using that next time I’m wandering around a bookstore. For some reason people always let loose in the wind department in bookstores.
Comment by Catatonic Kid — May 8, 2008 @ 4:17 pm
It’s not your visit to my site I’m concerned about. I just want to know that you’re okay. But visits to my site are right up there, too …
Comment by LouCeeL — May 8, 2008 @ 6:33 pm
If yer dead would you not be blogging from the other side?
Comment by Old Knudsen — May 12, 2008 @ 7:27 pm
Now you know you’re in trouble when me AND Knudsen are worried about you.
Comment by LouCeeL — May 12, 2008 @ 8:02 pm