i don’t like taking first aid, tomorrow is the last day of a three day first aid pain in my ass. i am looking forward to the end of tomorrow. that’s why they invented 911 – cause i don’t like first aid. i’m pretty sure.
the crusty old guy teaching the class is a former ambulance guy and man is he full of stories. the one about the mother lying unconscious next to her baby who didn’t have a face anymore was……….interesting.
the one about the drunk who caused a multi car pile up, killed a lot of people and walked away unscratched was even more interesting.
you know what, i’m tired of his stories and i want to go home now.
friday can’t come soon enough.
Ahhh, thank you for my daily dose of sunshine.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
And you didn’t say “Um dude, don’t make me one-up your arse. I’ve seen more than you will EVER see. Trust me on that. If you want to hear stories that’ll make your skin crawl, I can do that for ya. Other than that, shut the hell up.”
Are you having to practice on a dummy ? If so, my services are available….
You can practice your ‘mouth-to-mouth’ on me, if you like.
witchy, no problem woman.
hyphen, i thought it.
heff, honey all you have to do is lie there with your mouth open and stare blankly into space. if you can master this skill you’re hired.
lou, pucker up.