About

It’s none of your damned business. Now go get a life

I am 43, am employed, own 3 cats own me, I’m really fat, I have brown and green eyes, am 5′4″, look like the actress Dawn French, have a drivers licence but don’t drive, hate flying, have dark dark brown hair, am not gray yet, have all my own teeth, am a witch, am psychic, have no patience, don’t give a damn, can’t sing, dance like a senior citizen whose trying to throw their hip out, am a weight lifter, am married to the gym, am completely broke, love that all the kids in the world belong to someone else, can cook, can see ghosts, can read your mind, can’t get a date, am fat and don’t want a date yet, can speak a little Russian, can swear in Russian and French, can really swear in English, tell the truth just to annoy people, tell lies because I can, will live until I’m 93, will face down a 6′ 4″ drunk in a rage but am scared to death of spiders cause I’m a bitch and a girl, I smoke, love wine, and I blog.