oh shut up and call 911

i don’t like taking first aid, tomorrow is the last day of a three day first aid pain in my ass. i am looking forward to the end of tomorrow. that’s why they invented 911 – cause i don’t like first aid. i’m pretty sure.
the crusty old guy teaching the class is a former ambulance guy and man is he full of stories. the one about the mother lying unconscious next to her baby who didn’t have a face anymore was……….interesting.
the one about the drunk who caused a multi car pile up, killed a lot of people and walked away unscratched was even more interesting.
you know what, i’m tired of his stories and i want to go home now.

friday can’t come soon enough.

Published in: on June 18, 2009 at 1:18 am Comments (5)